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Aug 19, 2006 11:05:24 GMT -5
Post by shipidiotmaddy on Aug 19, 2006 11:05:24 GMT -5
Riza walked along the east dock, fairly strolled, actually, and sighed. Erutis said to meet them back on the dock saturday, and to do anything they wanted in town till then,'long as they didn't kill any one... but... none of the crew was there, her excluded.
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Aug 21, 2006 9:56:33 GMT -5
Post by shipidiotmaddy on Aug 21, 2006 9:56:33 GMT -5
(jesus GAWD someone post. it's killing me)
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Aug 25, 2006 20:00:46 GMT -5
Post by Amadee Destiny on Aug 25, 2006 20:00:46 GMT -5
Erutis eyed Riza as she approached the Dock. "Yo, Riza." She murmured as she trudged along. "I haven't had any food for so long, it sucks. I hate not being able to kill people. If I could bring myself to chop a man's head off, I'd be able to get a fair meal..." She sighed and blinked. "Can you remind me why we're here?"
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Aug 25, 2006 20:06:43 GMT -5
Post by shipidiotmaddy on Aug 25, 2006 20:06:43 GMT -5
Riza half smiled. "Silly. we ran out of bloody GROG because SOMEBODY.... wait, that was me, wasn't it?" Her head and shoulders met and she shut her eyes as she waited for her captain to smash a bottle of rum on her head.
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Aug 25, 2006 20:18:10 GMT -5
Post by Amadee Destiny on Aug 25, 2006 20:18:10 GMT -5
Erutis was so tired and hungry she could hardly care. "Whatever" She rested her arm on Riza's head. "So now we have to feed ourselves and buy other shit, too? Perfect. I need a rich guy. Find a rich guy. Now."
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Aug 25, 2006 20:34:09 GMT -5
Post by shipidiotmaddy on Aug 25, 2006 20:34:09 GMT -5
She scowled. "But Eru...tis." She sighed again. There's no arguing with this damn captain. She put on her best ship- idiot smile and stumble. "Yes, mistress." and swaggered off the dock.
Soon she spotted a very attractive male Pirate, dressed in velvets and covered with rings.
"'Ello, me matee. Fancy meeting a lovely young woman such as yourself 'round these parts. Can I 'elp you with anythin?"
"Why, sih, I've been lookin' to pick up a mite o' gold? The ship is low on the grog...and if ye are lookin' for lovely women, I could take you to me captain, Erutis..."
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Aug 25, 2006 20:50:39 GMT -5
Post by Amadee Destiny on Aug 25, 2006 20:50:39 GMT -5
Erutis quietly approached Riza and the young man, swiftly moving out of their sight. She made her way behind the young man, and cut a gold filled pouch that hung from his belt. She nonchalantly strolled toward her ship, grinning happily at her newly stolen cash. "Yes!" She whispered to herself, momentarily forgetting her hunger.
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Aug 25, 2006 20:57:09 GMT -5
Post by shipidiotmaddy on Aug 25, 2006 20:57:09 GMT -5
Riza thought, "Shit, she only got the gold from his pocket? She must be drunk." immediately, she grasped the man's hand and stroked it kinkily, her expert fingers slipping off the rings and slipping them onto her own.
"Oh, dear, Eru-chan must have run off... I'm sorry, but I have to find her! It was nice meeting you. I'll see you later... at the Saavy Inn, mayhaps?" she added a suggestive wink and scuttled off.
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Aug 25, 2006 21:23:40 GMT -5
Post by Amadee Destiny on Aug 25, 2006 21:23:40 GMT -5
Erutis blushed as she watched Riza and realized what she'd done. "Agh, Damn it! Oh, Whatever! I can't do that ring thingy anyways... I'm so out of it." She collapsed to the bround dramatically, clutching the gold to her heart. "But now we can finally get some food! I will no longer suffer! Hurrah!" Erutis ignored the odd looks targeted towards her and practically tackled Riza. "Yay!"
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Aug 26, 2006 14:42:43 GMT -5
Post by shipidiotmaddy on Aug 26, 2006 14:42:43 GMT -5
Riza lowered her forehead to her palm with a soft Thwak! "How did I end up the ship idiot, not someone else? I'm surrounded by idiots!" she tipped the rings into her corset and delicately lifted the thin arms wrapped her off. "C'mon, El Cap-ee-tan," the so-called idiot murmured. "Let's get us some bloody grub."
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Aug 29, 2006 13:31:22 GMT -5
Post by Amadee Destiny on Aug 29, 2006 13:31:22 GMT -5
Erutis pranced off merrily to the nearest food outlet, chanting "Food, Food, Food, Fooooood!" and dragging Riza, by the arm, with her. "What do you want? I think I'll get the largest meal they have.." Erutis continuously listed the freakishly large meals that she planned to consume, along with the alchohol she'd have later. "So... What was it you wanted?"
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Sept 6, 2006 12:03:31 GMT -5
Post by shipidiotmaddy on Sept 6, 2006 12:03:31 GMT -5
"Ah, well, I'll have whatever you're having. So damned hungry..." Riza eyed her new jewels, the rings that fit her fingers so well.
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Sept 22, 2006 17:36:31 GMT -5
Post by Amadee Destiny on Sept 22, 2006 17:36:31 GMT -5
Erutis nodded, and strolled into a retaurant. She eyed the menu eagerly and faced the counter-man with an enthusiastic grin. "We'll have two large orders of lobster bisque, two baked potatoes, two sides of apple sauce, two large sides of rice, two large chocolate sundaes, two large orders of pumpkin pie and two bottles of your finest... whatever alchohol you have that's finest.... please! ...Er, wait..." She turned to Riza and whispered, "Do we have enough money for that?"
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Hehe. ^^ Placemats.
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Sept 27, 2006 17:48:24 GMT -5
Post by lychan on Sept 27, 2006 17:48:24 GMT -5
Felicity had dashed to the dock with excitement, panting for breathe in frornt of the pole she was told to meet Riza at.
"Sorry I'm late, this man was trying to pluck feathers off this bird. It was still alive." She looked around her. Nobody there, of course. Just a confused looking young man examining a destroyed pouch. Felicity's eyes rolled over to the restaurant nearby and connected the dots.
'Of course,' she thought. She made her way towards the restaurant- more like a tavern by the sounds of it- and caught up to her captain and Riza. She shook her head with pity.
"I don't believe so, Captain," said Felicity in response to Erutis's whispered question. "Unless you stole a greater sum than what could fit in that boy's pouch."
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Sept 28, 2006 15:54:06 GMT -5
Post by Amadee Destiny on Sept 28, 2006 15:54:06 GMT -5
Erutis looked over her shoulder and noticed the girl. "Hey, Fe-li-ci-ty!" She chimed, messing up her hair. "Ehh... don't you have some money, too? Awh, Damn, now we'll NEVER be able to pay for it. We don't have nearly enough for three peolple, and I'm STARVING. I need a big meal, dammit! Some people may still consider me a growing girl!" Erutis refused to settle for a meager meal, considering the fact she hadn't eaten for a while. She gave her first mate a pitiful puppy-dog look, practically begging for an answer to her "predicament". "Feliiii~ Help please? You're the smart one. You come up with better plans than meeee~!"
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